What movies have not aged well?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
What is the STAR interview method?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Do women wear undies under leggings?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.